did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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