HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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