matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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