bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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