nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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