Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
His nipple licking is glorious
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