He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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