i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I believe in your delicious
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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