How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
