NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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