Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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