She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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