I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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