We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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