What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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