bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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