How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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