even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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