It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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