i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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