I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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