Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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