i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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