ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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