All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
its liver damage thursday
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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