So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
