the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
ttyl tear gas
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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