They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
