She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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