Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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