did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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