either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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