I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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