I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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