So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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