her vagine was all disorganized.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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