Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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