I wish I could punch you in the face.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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You. Win. At. Life.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you made out with another girl for some wings
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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