I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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