I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
