I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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