Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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