I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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