Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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