he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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