3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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