Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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