Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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