I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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