You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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