D3 body, D1 cock
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
