Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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